This is what it looks like when a serial killer runs a 40. (CBSSports.com illustration)
This is what it looks like when a serial killer with an 'eating disorder' runs a 40. (CBSSports.com illustration)

Credit to Cardinals general manager Steve Keim for his brutal honesty, which is hard to come by this time of year when obfuscation reigns in the days leading up to the NFL Draft. He offered a frank assessment of how much stock teams put into "off-field issues" when determing a player's draft stock.

It certainly follows that cannibalism would lead to an eating disorder.

Back on Earth, Keim also admitted that those same off-field issues had a lot to do with shortened NFL careers.

In case you're wondering, the latest CBSSports.com mock drafts have the Cardinals using their first-round pick (24th overall) on running back Melvin Gordon, center Cameron Erving or tackle Ereck Flowers.