Last week Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin fired his pool boy on Twitter. We now know this for a fact. A most important fact at that.
You see, Sumlin's pool boy, Rustin McFarland, made the mistake of sharing TOP SECRET Texas A&M information on Twitter. He tweeted "just cleaned Sumlin's pool. Saw him on the phone, hopefully with our new DC!"
Texas A&M had fired Mark Snyder after the Aggies defense played so well this season that the players might want to consider starting a pool-cleaning business instead. Sumlin then unleashed this from his own Twitter account.
You just lost your job!RT“@mcfarlandrk8: Just cleaned Sumlin's pool. Saw him on the phone, hopefully with our new DC!”
— Kevin Sumlin (@CoachSumlin) December 30, 2014
At first you didn't know if Sumlin was joking, or if he was being serious. Now we know he meant it.
Kevin Sumlin says on @MikeAndMike that he was on the phone with John Chavis and he did actually fire his pool boy.
— Sean Lester (@s_lester14) January 7, 2015
Well, I guess if the whole pool-cleaning career doesn't work out, McFarland can start spying on coaches while they're on the phone and break some news instead.
