In the service of no discernible purpose save for pacifying his most lamentable instincts, this scribe is going to make anagrams out of the Braves' projected lineup for 2016. What's an anagram, you (probably don't) ask? This sports-action definition should help ...
So we're taking the names of the players in Atlanta's likely 2016 lineup and rearranging the letters of those names to make different words. That's what we're doing. The motivation for this is the absence of motivation itself. Here goes almost literally nothing ...
1. Retired Canine; CF
2. Rica Bakery; SS
3. Kirk A. MacSink; RF
4. Denim Fad? Reefer!; 1B
5. Orca Gainsaid; 3B
6. Jean Risky Zip; C
7. Ace Jet-Person; 2B
8. Hi, Lemur Bacon!; LF
9. To Heal, Injure; SP
And so it is done. The names in the Braves' likely 2016 lineup have been manipulated to yield other, different words. How is this news? How indeed. This has been what it has been.
People, there is no baseball today.
