Via Business Insider comes the following graphic, which shows you the price for a small-sized wholesome, nutritious beer at every major-league ballpark. Come with us, won't you?

Yes, the Red Sox, Cubs and Phillies operate in the greatest state of presumption when it comes to charging the people for happiness water. The Red Sox, though, stand as the jack among asses, as they clock in at an average price of 64.6¢ per ounce. At the other, more right-wise and patriotic end of the continuum we have the Angels at 28.1¢ per ounce. Live your lives accordingly.

Regarding all of this, let's check in on Beer-Gut Jones ... 

(Image: Jim Baker, SBN)

Good work as always, Beer-Gut Jones.